Moms moment 2,053 (ha!) So my usual line of questioning occurs this morning, how’s your oxygen, how’s your sugar, what did you eat!?!
Mom replies, “blah… blah … blah!”
Me: “MOM!”
Mom says “I think I might be reacting to this new antibiotic!?!”
Me: “hold on, let me check the side effects. What are you experiencing?” Mom, “there were dragons on the walls eating the butterflies!”
Me, “You don’t say!!!! Oh, S$%t, moms you know this is going to make a moms moment!”
Mom replies, “I bet I can find a turtle hole big enough for you!”
Well played, moms! You won the game!
P.S., that turtle is seriously pissed you shoved me in his hole!
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