Mom’s moment 2,054 (ish). Is that the current number? I may need to edit.
Mom: “Why does the tea you gave me taste like pollywog water!?!
Me: I only have two questions, moms; the first is, why in the hell do you think I would give you pollywog water? and second, how in the hell do you know what it tastes like?
In follow-up, moms moment, what the hell are you doing in there. Posting the mom’s moment naturally.
Mom: Well, I will tell everyone you broke the bathroom window because you forgot your key. No need, mamma, I have done this for you. Ladies and Gents, if I forget the key, you may anticipate I will break the window, don’t really care for being cold! Just saying, and the pollywog might eat my ass!
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