Moms

Mom’s moment 2,054 (ish). Is that the current number? I may need to edit.
Mom: “Why does the tea you gave me taste like pollywog water!?!
Me: I only have two questions, moms; the first is, why in the hell do you think I would give you pollywog water? and second, how in the hell do you know what it tastes like?

In follow-up, moms moment, what the hell are you doing in there. Posting the mom’s moment naturally.

Mom: Well, I will tell everyone you broke the bathroom window because you forgot your key. No need, mamma, I have done this for you. Ladies and Gents, if I forget the key, you may anticipate I will break the window, don’t really care for being cold! Just saying, and the pollywog might eat my ass!

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Sparkle!

My opinion of myself & my potential is the only fucking opinion that matters!

Shadows of pinks, purples, blues, and greens paint a path of precipitous beauty. The colors are too vibrant and innumerable to list exclusively. Walk gently, share your light, and explore all the mysteries from beyond! They call out to each of us. Sparkle boldly! Sparkle loudly!

Step lightly on this earth and explore all the world’s secrets. Perhaps in your exploration, you will learn the following truths, there is only one race, humans! NONE OF US ARE GETTING OUT OF THIS ALIVE AND EXEMPLIFYING & VIBRATE YOUR PURPOSE! There is beauty in being gentle, humble, loving, and kind; there is beauty in every single thing… just breathe!

Understand this if you know you are loved passionately, profoundly, and without measure! Without conditions! Know and understand anything you hope to accomplish “solo,” that the shimmering flame from the person who loves you will set the world on fire to ensure you achieve success in every possible measure!

For my heart string, mo aer! Let me tell you this in the most descriptive manner in which I know-how! We are thousands of miles apart (oceans, continents, countries), and I am never lonely, it is physically painful to be apart from you but I am not lonely!!! I don’t NEED or WANT to talk to any other idiot! I don’t want them wasting my time! I don’t want to waste any energy on someone unworthy! You are mine and what forever looks like! I don’t want to see others because I am always thinking of you, seeing you, and it is profound! I hear music, and the words express the way I miss you! So I send you the words in the moments the lyrics moved me! You make me feel beautiful and desirable when you say nothing at all! I love you in a way that is impossible to describe; you are my sparkle!

Fish

I think I mentioned before I have been writing poetry as far back as I can remember. I wrote the poem attached for my mom, which is my first recorded one, and she saved the poem. I think the poem reflects two things. A…. been writing for a minute or two… (I adore writing and words) B… I think I might be slightly obsessed with glitter and shiny!?!

Fish
Fish swimming in a pond,
the sun shining on them
they are lovely when they glitter.
#kindnessismypersonalbrandofglitter #defendingmyzipcode

Turtle Holes!

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Moms moment 2,053 (ha!) So my usual line of questioning occurs this morning, how’s your oxygen, how’s your sugar, what did you eat!?!

Mom replies, “blah… blah … blah!”

Me: “MOM!”

Mom says “I think I might be reacting to this new antibiotic!?!”

Me: “hold on, let me check the side effects. What are you experiencing?” Mom, “there were dragons on the walls eating the butterflies!”

Me, “You don’t say!!!! Oh, S$%t, moms you know this is going to make a moms moment!”

Mom replies, “I bet I can find a turtle hole big enough for you!”

Well played, moms! You won the game!

P.S., that turtle is seriously pissed you shoved me in his hole!

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Choose your Sparkle!

Listen up, boys and girls! Don’t walk into anything hoping to succeed or win, expect to! Own your freaking sparkle!

Also, to all hackers, spammers, robots, and any other flavor of toilet bowl nastiness do me a favor! Get a freaking job! Find some inspiration, dream but dream about the success you create! Freaking geez! I got zero for a$$hat$!

 #defendingmyzipcode #kindnessismybrandofglitter #aforestofwords.blog

Call Hallmark Baby!

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Here is a little bit of Hallmark written exclusively for you
Your voice is a melody mo aer that softly caresses my skin
I love each word spoken, and even the ones never uttered from your lips
I ache for every moment shared by you, and I
And long for you in the moments we are apart
From somewhere out of the blue in an “effed” up world, you walked right up and stole my heart!

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My Wish

Meandering across a sea of moments
Wandering through my forest of dreams
scattering the sands of time like its glitter
in every moment, loving you, needing you in a way that does not make sense

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feeling you
exploring all of your heart and filled with all the questions that fill my soul
my heart is filled in each moment with the most profound longing
on a carousel of feelings, feel my body respond to you in ways that doesn’t entirely make sense and you fill me with the deepest, most profound
aching and yearning
find the courage to chase my forever in a way I never knew existed
because when I look in your eyes, it is breathtaking
I see all the stars in the sky twinkling and reflecting through the lens of all you see
feel in each moment I want to race towards you, my forever, because I don’t know how to breathe when you are not near me, “mo aer” feel me!

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Moms….

Mom moment number 2050 “hey mom I’m running to Walmart I need to get more of your insulin needles” as I walk into the living room, after rolling out of bed! I literally rolled out of bed, put my hair in a scrunchy, brushed my teeth, washed my face, add a t-shirt, sweats, and shoes, and boom! Ready to roll! Mom upon seeing me announces loudly! “where the hell are you going all dressed up??” My reply, “mom I have my hair is a massive red curly mop in a ponytail, sweats, and a T-shirt on that’s not dressed up!! So naturally my final statement reply “ would you prefer that I go to Walmart naked! Meh!” One of these days imma figure out the dress code!

Moms moment 2,051, I am delayed in posting this one. Mom wants me to run to Walmart for a couple of rugs for her bedroom. She and I have been unpacking more from the house in Arizona, so I say, “cool,” this is a good “pause” this S$%# moment, and I think I better change my clothes after cleaning up a bit. Ok, so I get the t-shirt on, Howls Moving Castle, a personal favorite, and I am beginning to put on my shorts. When Mom starts from the living room, “Lynn, Lynn, Lynn (there were more use your imagination) from my bedroom, I am replying… “yes, mom.” Finally, I give up, minus the shorts because I haven’t gotten that far, and I walk out in a t-shirt, cheeky panties, and massive red curl mop in a hair scrunchy. I say, yes, mom…her mouth drops open, and she announces YOU CAN NOT go to Walmart dressed like that. I smile, shrug my shoulders, and say, “meh, last time, I was overdressed; this time, I am underdressed. Well, one of these days, I will get it right!” I will keep her other statements out of this post because this is the PG13 version! My mom, though, in all reality, is probably one of the funniest humans on this planet. She is truly a riot, and I love her! She has mad skill games on jokes and all things hysterical! If you don’t have a mom who is a riot, you should get one. You cant have my “moms.” She is mine!

Moms moment 2052, (exciting day) what is this moose piss you gave me to drink… my reply…” um…??? ginger ale!” Ha! Also, moms, who the hell turned the orient express through the house this morning… My reply … Meh, I don’t think we are the orient express travel route but through the house it is! PS my moms is a breathtaking beauty!

Uncle Charlie

Feeling a little inspired… So… MY extraordinary great Uncle Charlie. I can attribute so many beautiful memories to the positive influences he had on my entire life and being. Walk gently, love deeply, treasure people, express yourself profoundly, and share your stories. In addition to his formal artistic training and skills received, Uncle Charlie served in the military. He served valiantly, and his superiors quickly recognized his talents. Remarkable, his creative savvy, while created nearly an entire lifetime ago, the whole world should have the opportunity and honor to witness the breathtaking beauty he captured behind the lens and from the inspiration of his paintbrush. Here are a few of my watercolor favorites. For those of you who might know or might not, watercolor is not an easy technique to master! #unclecharlie

Feel free to enjoy, share and celebrate Uncle Charlie with me! Share away his treasures should be everywhere for the world to enjoy!

An Entirely Imperfect Fairy Tale, the Beginning

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Once upon a time, in a nearly entirely imperfect world, there lived a girl who stumbled in and out of life entirely to the beat of her own song. She loved people but hated what people did to one another, so quietly and gently went about her days! Feeling absolutely everything and entirely impossible to slow the waves of emotions and thoughts, she carefully and quietly protects everything she is and everything hers! Rarely does she let anyone understand all that she is capable of?

Then nearly impractically and almost impossibly, the two souls collided, and two halves became whole! The most utterly perfect man stepped forward, and from the moment they connected, he took her breath away. From far behind the shadows and beyond the story, and all that random jazz, she saw and felt the sum and entirety of what he had been before her and knows all he was meant to be. He captured her heart wholly and thoroughly despite all these things, and she is bound to his love. The man who captured her heart has a softness and gentleness he rarely lets anyone see. There is depth, energy, and beauty radiating from his eyes! The man is her fairy tale, and when he realizes what he is capable of within the light, he will set the world on fire with all he can achieve. If he only pauses, breathes, and believes in all he is meant to be! Once traveling in the magic of her own song, the girl will tear the entire world to pieces to protect him and kindle every thought he strokes to ensure he achieves every one of his dreams! This fairy tale is unique once upon a time in a shit show kind of world, a girl with enough softness for the entire world reached out to save the man who captured her heart!